I Had It All Back Assssswards
Your trusty webmaster went to see his nutritionist at the doctor's office Wednesday and the nice gal there told me I was gonna live another twenty years. Guess I'll have to renew this domain name afterall.
It was rather depressing to learn that I had been approaching the manner in which I feed myself asssss-backwards all my life and if I had done it right from the beginning I would weigh about 145 pounds, have amazing lats and be the favourite for all the girls at the beach to swoon over.
Laurel was kind not to mention my double chin, the scar under my left eye, my ugly knees, my malformed nose and my habit of scratching my backside when I chat with folks.
When I got home from the appointment I rushed to the fridge and scooped up a spoonful of peanutbutter - the lifestyle change starts tomorrow!
