Diet Of The Week
I was surfing the net and ended up on Buzzy's Stall Wall, a site that does freeware reviews. Buzzy was reviewing Audacity which you might want to check out. In clicking around his site I came across the following which has absolutely nothing to do with freeware, but I howled when I read it.
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by no way enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
