Did You Say Virus ?
There is a dangerous virus currently being passed electronically,orally
and by hand. This virus is called the Worm Overload Recreational Killer
(WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, boss or anyone else via
any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely!
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on, and take
good friends to the nearest pub. Here you should purchase a program called
Work Isolator Neutralizer Extractor (WINE).
This is available in several formats. The quickest acting WINE type is
called Swift Hitting Infiltrator Remover All Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is
the more expensive professional version. The cheaper version, which could
give you some real headaches, is known as Pro-Lite Organism Network Killer
(PLONK).
Run the WINE program repeatedly until WORK has been completely
eliminated from your system.
To assist in the complete eradication of this virus,please forward this
warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends then it is highly likely
that you have already been infected, and WORK is controlling your life.
This virus is DEADLY (Destroys Every available Decent Living Youngster).
Update 03-01-06: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best
Equivalent Extractor Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but the
program will have to be run more times for the same effect.