I Ain't Gonna Try This
Irish Examiner Dot Com has an article on a web page design competition. I think I'll pass on this one.
If I could convince these fellas to allow me to fire missiles at Parliament Hill, I might be interested.
But that would never happen, I'm sure.
Besides, if I got Paul Martin with a lucky salvo I'd probably take out the Governor General's residence and that would really piss off all my french-canadian friends. She's a good looker, eh.
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Iraqi terror group holds web design competition AN Iraqi terrorist group has launched a competition to design its new website and is offering the winner a chance to fire missiles at a US army base, according to a US-based research institute. Sunni Muslim group Jaish Al-Taifa Al-Mansura (the Army of the Victorious Group) posted the announcement on several Islamic websites. It gives would-be designers instructions on what must be included, such as the group's name, motto and videos. The winner will be allowed to trigger the launch of three long-range weapons in Iraq from their home computer. They will also be rewarded by Allah, the group said. "Dear brothers in Allah, this blessed move aims to develop the skills and abilities of the brothers who take part in the competition [by inviting them] to design a website which befits the Army's good reputation, its jihad operations and its fighting," the group said. " This is also an opportunity for our brothers outside Iraq to join their brothers on the front line in Iraq." |
If I could convince these fellas to allow me to fire missiles at Parliament Hill, I might be interested.But that would never happen, I'm sure.
Besides, if I got Paul Martin with a lucky salvo I'd probably take out the Governor General's residence and that would really piss off all my french-canadian friends. She's a good looker, eh.