Look here Ma, that durn POKO has started up a blog on this here internet thingamabob.
BillyBob, have you done finished milking the cows? You know reading that tripe POKO writes wont get the chores done!
Okay Ma, I'll do my chores now and read the blog after I feed the pigs. That durn POKO, he's always up to something...






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If Only It Were True

From our 'If It Were Only True' department comes this announcement:

USRSF
Wednesday July 20th 2005, 10:35 am
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the U.S. Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These Kentucky, West Virginia, Texas, Florida, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Tennessee, and North and South Carolina boys will be going into Iraq, and have been given only the following five facts about terrorists:
    1. The Season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The fighting in Iraq should be over in a week.

Hat tip to Whiskey Tango Foxtrot for bringing this to our attention.

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