Look here Ma, that durn POKO has started up a blog on this here internet thingamabob.
BillyBob, have you done finished milking the cows? You know reading that tripe POKO writes wont get the chores done!
Okay Ma, I'll do my chores now and read the blog after I feed the pigs. That durn POKO, he's always up to something...






It's More Than A Blog    -  no need to add water and stir, just take it straight up

Came to life: on December 31, 2004 23:59 PM      Not a journalist, but highly opinionated

BlogMmmmmyasssss is more than just a blog - BlogMmmmmyasssss is full of yummy stuff.

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Read It, Don't Read It - Your Call

Anyone who has ever surfed the net has seen them. You can't get away from them. They're everywhere!
I'm talking about 'disclaimers'.
Heh, you gotta love some of these things as they can be as bad as commercials on television. Who hasn't heard the drug ads that go on and on about how great they are then say, "...using Bongobongo™ is not recommended for women who are pregnant, or for women who wanna be pregnant, or for women who'd love to find a guy and get pregnant, or for men who wish they were women, or for men who have never played the bongo, or ...... and it just goes on and on?
Well mister, I've never played the bongo, professionally that is, but I've sure fooled around with the occasional drum left sitting around, and I'm certainly glad I'm not a woman, nor do I ever expect to get pregnant. That mean it's safe for me to use Bongobongo™?

One disclaimer I get a real kick out of belongs to Spoons:

SITE DISCLAIMER AND POLICIES

There are several things that The Spoons Experience is:
  • This website is a place for me to jot down my personal opinions, half-baked theories, and other streams of consciousness;
  • It is a place for me to talk about my favorite hobbies and interests;
  • It is, at times, a spot for humor and parody. You may or may not find all of these items funny. Do not be alarmed. Some of these jokes are just for me;
  • This site is also a forum for any interested party to visit, read, comment, argue, and otherwise participate in discussions of any topic we address here;
  • It's a high-tech diary; and a way for my family and friends to keep tabs on what's going on in my life when I forget to call;
  • It is written and maintained by me exclusively on my own time. Forget what the time stamps may say. I mostly just make those up. I'll often write several posts in the late evening after work, or in the early morning before it, and "program" them to appear on the site at various times during the day to keep this place from growing "stale";
  • This website is my personal and private property.
There are also several things that The Spoons Experience is not:
  • It is not representative, pro-or-con, of the opinions or views of my employers (past, present, or future), nor those of my colleagues, friends, or family;
  • Nothing here constitutes legal advice of any kind, and nothing on this site shall create an attorney-client relationship between me and any other person. In fact, who even said I was an attorney? What's an attorney? I have no idea what you're talking about;
  • This site is not an endorsement of the products or services offered by those who advertise on this site. Caveat emptor;
  • This site is not an endorsement by me of the views expressed on any site that I link to, unless I expressly say so;
  • This site is most certainly not an endorsement by me of the views expressed by the commenters, here. The opinions of the commenters are their own: if they weren't, commenters would be superfluous;
  • This site is not for the easily offended. With all due respect, if you are such a person, please do us both a favor and go read something else;
  • This site is not always politically correct;
  • This site is not intended for children. That said, I am not your Daddy, and I don't card anyone.

Use this site at your own risk.
All e-mails to me will be assumed to be for publication unless stated otherwise.
I reserve the right to change any site policies at my whim and without notice.

On second thought, maybe it'd be better if you didn't read this site after all.
Please go away.

The Spoons Experience should be on your list of blogs to check out regularly. It'll save you ever having to give Spoons a phone call, for one thing. And another, Spoons has some good stuff you ought to read about. One thing though, I haven't seen any endorsements one way or the other about using Bongobongo™.

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