Look here Ma, that durn POKO has started up a blog on this here internet thingamabob.
BillyBob, have you done finished milking the cows? You know reading that tripe POKO writes wont get the chores done!
Okay Ma, I'll do my chores now and read the blog after I feed the pigs. That durn POKO, he's always up to something...






It's More Than A Blog    -  no need to add water and stir, just take it straight up

Came to life: on December 31, 2004 23:59 PM      Not a journalist, but highly opinionated

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Just Relax And Let It Happen

So what you do is very simple. First, you clean and sanitize your walk-in shower. Next, you spray a thin coat of oil over the whole surface, walls and floor. Then, you throw a bar of soap on the floor at the far wall. Next, you call your mate and when she arrives you kiss her everywhere as you undress her. You get her on her hands and knees and then slowly push her into the awaiting shower stall.
But most important of all
Keep your socks on.
Ladies, if that doesn't do the trick you just might as well give up as there is no hope for you.

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