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Four-Lettered Words

Weather permitting, we're going to a friend's place for a barbeque Saturday. Anne sent me something in an e-mail so I thought it be appropriate for this 'late entry'.

> THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD > Well, it's shit .. that's right, shit! > Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. > > Consider: > > You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. > With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. > You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, > and tell others to eat shit. > Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference > between shit and shineola. > There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, > horse shit, and chicken shit. > You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, > or duck when the shit hits the fan. > You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. > You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. > Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, > and some days are just plain shitty. > Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. > You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. > You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. > Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. > When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. > And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! > You could pass this along, if you give a shit, or not do so if you don't give a shit! > Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head.......... > Well, Shit Happens!!!

Thanks for the above Anne, but here's something more on another 4-lettered word. Click the link and Windows Media Player will play a short ditty on the word fuck.
Hey, the net has all kinds of stuff on four-lettered words and it can all be researched, but I haven't got time for that shit and besides, I don't give a fuck.

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