Look here Ma, that durn POKO has started up a blog on this here internet thingamabob.
BillyBob, have you done finished milking the cows? You know reading that tripe POKO writes wont get the chores done!
Okay Ma, I'll do my chores now and read the blog after I feed the pigs. That durn POKO, he's always up to something...






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Apr 7th, 2005

History Repeats Itself

Look, I was running The Holy Roman Empire not a 7/11 store. Sure I had a lot of enemies to deal with and so what if I had to crucify the odd Jew or feed a few Christians to the lions. What's the big deal with that?

I still don't understand Brutus and the rest of the Senate getting so pissed with me - I was a very popular guy, ya know.


You may not believe me, but I was a real peace-loving guy back then. You had to be there to understand - Germany was falling apart at the seams. The Jews were robbing us blind overcharging us for our beer and our pretzels. I did what I had to do.

Sure, criticize me for being so cruel to the Poles. Have you ever lived beside one of these guys? Every night they cook perogies and cabbage rolls - the smell can drive you crazy after awhile.

Call me crazy, but I always wanted a hat like that to wear all my life. When I started to lose my hair I knew that Italy was calling for me to take power and so I did. I had the crazy degos painting my picture on walls all over this country and everything was cool until I hooked up with that crazy German.

Don't get me wrong, I loved travelling all over Europe, but I don't understand why they had to hang me upside down when they tired of me. We Italians are an emotional people, eh.

You hide in a hole for three weeks and see what you look like!

Do I hate Jews - sure I do. They always overcharged me for my diamond cufflinks. After the second or third pair, I decided I had enough. I wanted to bomb the hell out of them so I started my 'weapons of mass destruction' programme and sent them all to Syria and Iran until I was ready to use them.

So what if I invaded Kuwait - I wanted a nice seaport for my next castle.

Don't get me wrong - I have nothing against Jews, Arabs, or Italians. Des guys make Canada what it is today. Dem English Canadians - dey are the ones who are ruining this great country of ours.

So what did I do dat was so bad? Sure, I moved a lot of English money over to Quebec. Tabernac, so sue me!

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)

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