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Government Scandal

When the British government has a scandal it usually involves some official having a homosexual relationship with a foreign spy or a sexual relationship with some other MP's wife. One can't really blame them, Brits love to screw around and having a woman or a guy on the side is normal for them.
When the French have a scandal it's most likely the same as above. These guys just can't keep it inside their pants.
When the Yanks have a scandal there is usually an assassination involved. The guys with big bucks can buy silence.
But when the Canadian government has a scandal, it's usually some French-Canadian trying to screw the rest of English Canada and some judge sets up a publication ban on the investigation.
Our American friends that blog usually come through for us and get the story out as The Captain did here. More here and here and here and finally here.

Yes, it is true that I am French-Canadian, but I am not a thief and I always keep it in my pants, even at home tabernac. But that is another story.
I ran a clean country mon ami. Never once did I sleep with a foreign spy nor did I try to put it to English Canada.
You say I talk out of the side of my mouth - so what. Middle, side - it makes no matter mon petit, I always tell the truth.

Yes, I live in Quebec. What's wrong with that? It's close to my shipping company and those Gatineau Hills are gorgeous.
As you know, Monsieur Chretien was the PM back when this all happened - go talk to him.
And yes, I've never got it on with any Conservative MP, but there was this one NDP MP I remember that.....