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What About Our Cattle?

America continues to stop Canadian Beef from crossing the border. This has been going on since one cow was found to have mad cow disease. Hell, we slaughtered that cow and his friends a long time ago - you guys should let up and allow our cattle back in!

Just a minute - maybe that's not such a good idea....

Man accused of having relations with cows Associated Press Feb. 28, 2005 10:25 AM NEILLSVILLE, Wis. - A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves. Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville. A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularlmany seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before. advertisement Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint. He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said. Hart also is charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of obstructing an officer. Each charge carries up to nine months in jail. Hart is scheduled to appear in court March 10.
Source: AZCentral.com:

The above item takes me back several years to my jail days. We had about ten prisoners to book in and by the time we got to the last one I was getting a little giddy asking the same routine questions.
The last guy was a foreigner and obviously a farming type. After a few routine questions, I slipped in, "Have you ever had sex with a farm animal?" My working partner and another guard who was just entering the booking station stopped in their tracks as the inmate responded very sheepishly, "Just once."

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