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Get Your Act Together You Hoser

Just read the following article and I have to say I'm embarrassed with my fellow Canadians. You guys are pathetic and dragging the rest of us down.
C'mon, snap out of it and do one for the Gipper!
Canucks dull in bed, says poll 88% of Canucks admit it in poll By ROCHELLE SQUIRES, STAFF REPORTER, WINNIPEG SUN If your TV gets turned on more than your lover, you're not alone. A recent poll by the makers of K-Y products revealed 88% of Canadians rate themselves as mediocre lovers, whereas only 12% of Canadians said they deserve an A+ for their performance between the sheets. "As far as technique, I think generally we do all right. It's in, out, repeat as necessary," said Sue McGarvie, a Canadian sex therapist, educator and host of a call-in radio show, Sunday Night Sex with Sue. "But we need to make sex a higher priority on the laundry list." The K-Y study found 65% of Canadians believe emotional intimacy is the most important quality in a great lover, followed by intellectual arousal (21%), being fearless in the bedroom (12%) and having a sexy body (3%). McGarvie said Valentine's Day is a perfect time for couples to kick-start their lovers' hearts. "Take a moment to check in with your partner," she said. "Really hot lovers make time for love because time leads to romance. And not just in a sexual way, it's also about being intimate." When it comes to sex, men are often turned on by visual stimulation and women are turned on by imaginative and auditory stimulation, she said. "Girls are turned on by what they hear and guys are turned on by what they see," said McGarvie. SCORE POINTS Men can score points by leaving their partner a sexy voice mail and women can reciprocate by wearing lingerie, she added. Linda Proulx, the owner of Love Nest boutiques in Winnipeg, said a lot of couples let sex become routine and are looking to add excitement in the bedroom. "It's a common problem in long-term relationships, and in younger couples just coming off the honeymoon phase," said Proulx. She advises couples start with small steps on their way to steamy sex. "You've got to start with the basics. Get the romance right and everything falls from there," she said. "Pour a bubble bath for your partner or give them a body massage." Reading erotic literature and sex manuals is also an excellent way to improve the sex in a relationship, she said. Toys are also becoming increasingly popular among lovers to "get the blood flowing," Proulx said, adding there is less of a stigma associated with sexual vibrators and toys for both men and women. "My customer base has increased by 10% in the last few years. People are becoming much more comfortable with (toys)," Proulx said. "Even men are learning that toys aren't threatening and can be a fun addition to any relationship."
Okay, here's a good start. Call Sharon at Manitoulin Gift Baskets (282-8260) and send your lover a nice gift basket. The rest is up to you.