Look here Ma, that durn POKO has started up a blog on this here internet thingamabob.
BillyBob, have you done finished milking the cows? You know reading that tripe POKO writes wont get the chores done!
Okay Ma, I'll do my chores now and read the blog after I feed the pigs. That durn POKO, he's always up to something...






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   Feb 4th, 2005  

Torture Me, ....Please

I'm still struggling to get my machine loaded up the way I want it so just one post for today:

Hugh Hefner To Take Over Interrogations at Gitmo - compliments of The Confederate Yankee.

"The attractive woman strutted into the room wearing a revealing miniskirt, a bra, and a skimpy thong. The man was tied to a chair and helpless to defend himself. As she removed her bra and tossed it at him, he closed his eyes and began to pray. She touched her breasts, rubbing them against the man's back, commenting on his apparent erection. He lurched forward and cursed at her. With a smile, she pulled down her thong and sat on his lap, grinding her exposed behind against his crotch. The man screamed and began to cry like a baby."
Okay, that was from the bachelor party of Liberal Larry's brother, but it sure sounds like what happened to terrorists during interrogation sessions in Gitmo, according to a story by some AP reporter named Paisley Dodds. Paisley? Yeah, I'm sure someone named "Paisley" doesn't harbor liberal bias, but that is a whole other kettle of fish...
Anyway, liberal outrage aside, I have a simple question: how is this "torture" any different than say, Paige Davis' mock strip tease for charity? Was the torture that the terrorists in Gitmo didn't have dollar bills to tip with, or that they didn't like the color of paint they chose for the cell walls?
Woodchippers, branding irons, and pliers are acceptable tools of torture in Islamic countries, but a Frederick's of Hollywood thong isn't. Yeah. What they consider torture sounds like a good night to most guys I know.
My opinion? If you see it on Cinemax every night of the week, it probably isn't torture.
Of course, I'm just a conservative, so I could be wrong.

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