Farmer Brown, Leave That Cow Alone !

One of my devoted readers is a feller by the name of Ken Noland. He's a neighbor, a friend, the reeve of my township, and the central figure in The Manitoulin Parody, something I play with to amuse myself and a few others here on Manitoulin Island when I get the urge to write something funny.
While going through a few blogs today, I came across Deans World which linked me to a very funny flash presentation. If you haven't got Flash, I suggest you get it so you can see this stuff. If you have it and you have a dialup connection, be advised that it takes a while to load. Turn on your speakers for this one, go make yourself a cup of coffee and then come back and watch it. If there is anyone else in the house, turn the speaker volume down. I didn't and my dogs and wife came running downstairs to find out what all the commotion was.

This one's for you Ken,

Yes, I know you are a Beef Farmer and this is a Dairy Farm story - use your imagination.